Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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