i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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