Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
vagina is talking i cant
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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