have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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