oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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