I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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