Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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