she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I wear drunk well.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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