Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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