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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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