Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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