Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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