Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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