you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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