coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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