Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i drank out of a bidet.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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