I can tuck mytits in my pants
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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