"it" just moved
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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