It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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