pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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