i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
