p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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