dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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