So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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