I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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