I'm drive I can fine osifer
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Do vagina's smell?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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