the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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