I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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