Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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