You're completely useless in the revolution.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Welp...herpes.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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