Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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