Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
