singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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