Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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