i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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