question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
God, I missed his penis.
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