This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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