and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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