brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
God I need to hump something, right now.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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