I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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