OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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