im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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