a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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