glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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