you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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