i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I'm really busy with my period
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
