you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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