apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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