and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize