He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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