At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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