are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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