Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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