It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
