oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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