I wannas sexs uuuuu
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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