Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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