we have officially lost it.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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