I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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