what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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